komu odpowiadac?? a nie odpowiedzialem??? temu ktory byl zainteresowany moim
postem i dal jakas wskazowke to odpowiedzialem a tekie rp jak NTG to
nauczylem sie dawno ignorowac jestem na tej grupie o wiele dlozej niz Ty
(Drwal)
p.s mozesz mi powiedziec o czym jest ta grupa?

| tak tez robie i jak winda dojedzie prawie do konca mission failed

1. ntg
2. masz pewno jakas zla wersje sc
3. naucz sie odpowiadac

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Adres,priv,bez,!!,i,`,,See,you,later!/

| no to rusza floodzik Vangelisa
| w/w zapisany na pon przez atmana

Chciałbym zapytać co jeszcze ma wejść w skład wspomnianego food'a.

jak narazie napewno
Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
(tyle mi do tej pory podeslano do wrzutki)

Przeszukałem archiwum grupy a.b.p.mp3 i nie znalazłem KCH (ale może źle
szukałem).

cos tam bylo dawno temu
poszukaj postu Sztygara
to co, nie wrzucac ?

Vangelis - La Fete Sauvage - Soundtrack                                          165 550 432 APE - DVD 03
Vangelis - See You Later                                                         176 086 128 APE - DVD 18
Vangelis - Soil Festivities                                                      187 100 849 APE - DVD 18
Vangelis - Spiral                                                                196 179 557 APE - DVD 18
Vangelis - The Dragon                                                            248 833 184 APE - DVD 18
Vangelis - Themes 2                                                              302 073 324 APE - DVD 18

Tego jeszcze nie mam :)

BTW Pozdrow kolege Sztygara i podziekuj ;)

Dzieki.
Co bêdzie dalej?

Vangelis - 1492 - Conquest Of Paradise - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Albedo 0.39
Vangelis - Antarctica - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Beaubourg
Vangelis - Best In Space
Vangelis - Blade runner - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Chariots Of Fire - Soundtrack
Vangelis - China
Vangelis - Earth
Vangelis - El Greco
Vangelis - Heaven And Hell
Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Ignacio - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Invisible Connections
Vangelis - La Fete Sauvage - Soundtrack
Vangelis - L'Apocalypse Des Animaux - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Mythodea
Vangelis - Oceanic
Vangelis - Odyssey
Vangelis - Portraits
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices

Vangelis - 1492 - Conquest Of Paradise - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Albedo 0.39
Vangelis - Antarctica - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Beaubourg
Vangelis - Best In Space
Vangelis - Blade runner - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Chariots Of Fire - Soundtrack
Vangelis - China
Vangelis - Earth
Vangelis - El Greco
Vangelis - Heaven And Hell
Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Ignacio - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Invisible Connections
Vangelis - La Fete Sauvage - Soundtrack
Vangelis - L'Apocalypse Des Animaux - Soundtrack
Vangelis - Mythodea
Vangelis - Oceanic
Vangelis - Odyssey
Vangelis - Portraits
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices

Ale tego masz....i nie jeste¶ samolubem,dzielisz siê z bli¼nim ;)

Pozdrawiam.

witam,
od czerwca-lipca doszlo kilka plytek vangelisa, wszystkich tez wtedy chyba
nie wyslalem. jesli sa nadal chetni - oto co moge zaoferowac (poza tym, co
juz raczej wpadlo) (wszystko nmr):

Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Odes
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Rapsodies
Jon & Vangelis - Private Collection
Jon & Vangelis - Short Stories
Jon & Vangelis - The Best Of Jon & Vangelis
Jon & Vangelis - The Friends Of Mr. Cairo

nom, jesli sa chetni, to tak dobrze trzech-czterech na maupe, ze dwoch na
stratny (jaki?).

pozdrawiam,
Sztygar

Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Odes
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Rapsodies
Jon & Vangelis - Private Collection
Jon & Vangelis - Short Stories
Jon & Vangelis - The Best Of Jon & Vangelis
Jon & Vangelis - The Friends Of Mr. Cairo

Witam.
Jak dla mnie to moze pojsc wszystko, format obojetny
Pozdrawiam,
MarekP

Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Odes
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Rapsodies
Jon & Vangelis - Private Collection
Jon & Vangelis - Short Stories
Jon & Vangelis - The Best Of Jon & Vangelis
Jon & Vangelis - The Friends Of Mr. Cairo

Za
Ape

Vangelis - Hypothesis
Vangelis - Reprise
Vangelis - Sauvage Et Beau
Vangelis - See You Later
Vangelis - Soil Festivities
Vangelis - Spiral
Vangelis - The Best Of
Vangelis - The City
Vangelis - The Dragon
Vangelis - Themes
Vangelis - Themes 2
Vangelis - Voices
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Odes
Vangelis & Irene Papas - Rapsodies
Jon & Vangelis - Private Collection
Jon & Vangelis - Short Stories
Jon & Vangelis - The Best Of Jon & Vangelis
Jon & Vangelis - The Friends Of Mr. Cairo

A niech to;) Wszystkie powyÂższe bezstratnie poproszĂŞ:)
DziĂŞki.

http://www.lamixerie.org/sayag/extraitvideo01.htm

info:

Sayag Jazz Machine

This sextet is one of the best kept secrets in France’s electro-jungle
scene. Established in 1998, these Parisians have been setting concert
halls alight with their savvy mixture of jungle, drum ‘n’ bass, jazz,
bossa nova and hip hop. They ally machines with traditional jazz
instruments to create an unusually vibrant sound that makes them one of
the most popular live bands around. In 2001 Sayag brought out ‶Test
pressing”, followed by ‶Anachromic” three years later. But it is on
stage that one gets a full sense of their artistic prowess as they
synchronise their powerful sounds with one of the best visual feasts you
are likely to see.

Witam.
Gdzie moge znalezc wykaz skrotow takich jak "KEWL", "PLONK" itp...
Nie znam tych wyzej wymienionych, wielu innych tez.

For example:

AAMOF
As a matter of fact

ACK
Acknowledge

AFAIK
As far as I know

AFAIR
As far as I remember

AWGTHTGTTA
Are we going to have to go through this again?

ASAP
As soon as possible

BFN
Bye for now

BYKT
But you knew that

CMIIW
Correct me if I'm wrong

CU
See you

CU2
See you too

CYL
See you later

EOD
End of discussion

ESOSL
Endless snorts of stupid laughter

FYI
For your information

GOK
God only knows

HAND
Have a nice day

HTH
Hope that helps

HSIK
How should I know?

IAE
In any event

IANAL
I am not a lawyer

IIRC
If I remember correctly

IMCO
In my considered opinion

IMHO
In my humble opinion

IMNSHO
In my not so humble opinion

INPO
In no particular order

IOW
In other words

LMAO
Laughing my ass off

LOL
Laughing out loud

NAK
Not acknowledged

NBD
No big deal

NFW
No fucking way

ROTFL
Rolling on the floor, laughing

RTFM
Read the fucking manual

SCNR
Sorry, could not resist

TIA
Thanks in advance

Andy

Siedze w USA i chce dostac sie do do sieci, w ktorej moglbym dokonywac chat
w srodowisku polskim na zasadzie " na biezaco". Domyslam sie, ze Wy
jestescie newsgroup, a wiec dyskusja " na biezaco" nie wchodzi w rachube co
oczywiscie wcale nie przeszkadza mi utrzymywac kontakt z Wami. Wogole to
jestem nowicjuszem w tych tematach, znalazlem Was przypadkowo i prosze o
ukierunkowanie mnie jak to cholerstwo uzywac.  

                                        See you later

Siedze w USA i chce dostac sie do do sieci, w ktorej moglbym dokonywac chat
w srodowisku polskim na zasadzie " na biezaco". Domyslam sie, ze Wy
jestescie newsgroup, a wiec dyskusja " na biezaco" nie wchodzi w rachube co
oczywiscie wcale nie przeszkadza mi utrzymywac kontakt z Wami. Wogole to
jestem nowicjuszem w tych tematach, znalazlem Was przypadkowo i prosze o
ukierunkowanie mnie jak to cholerstwo uzywac.

                                        See you later

  widze, ze  uzywasz windowsow, wobec tego sciagnij sobie z sieci program do
ircowania, np. mirc i polacz sie z jakims serverem sieci IRCnet, np.
stealth.irc.net lub irc.funet.fi a nastepnie /join #kanal
W sieci IRCnet jest najwiecej polskich kanalow.

Tak sie stalo, ze postanowilam odpowiedziec osobie, zwanej *+Protz+*
na te oto rewelacje:

And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Protz :)

I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P

Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
I spit a little G man, and my game got her
A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada
Them trick niggas in her ear saying they think about her
I got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me cause I'm from New York
I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see
You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

| wylosowali, więc nawet nie żartujcie, że w DV-2004 powiedzą mi C U later
| aligator.

No nie wiem, ael chyab poweidza see U later i nie tylk o Tobie....

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Hello all,

 I have been making really groovy reports based on the HP glance product while
 using MLDBM and Freeze/Thaw ( or REFER, I like trucks and rednecks, more on
 that later ) and have been displaying with gnuplot and Gifgraph ( which I
 would very much like to see integrated ) garnished with bezier and linear
 regression.

 The static output (num of disks, cpus, memory ) files look very nice in
tables
 within tables for the doubled bevel look and my question is this.

 Has anybody created a script which automagically genetrates tables from
 complex structures or flatfiles.  I would be very nice to HREF the cells in
 the process.

 Its been two years since I touched cgi, I'll have more later.

passme

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środa, 28 lis, Grzegorz Fita:

Pilnie potrzebuję programu o następujących parametrach:
- freeware
- bez instalacji (uruchamiany od kopa)
- wyświetlający pełne dane o systemie (procesor, urządzenia, programy
zainstalowane w rejestrach)
- możliwość wydruku danych
Ten program jest mi pilnie potrzebny. Jeśli macie pomysły to proszę dajcie
znać

Masz pełny kod źródłowy:

#!/bin/sh

# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
# the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
# (at your option) any later version.
#
# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
# GNU General Public License for more details.
#
# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
# along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
# Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA.

find /proc -type f | xargs cat

Swoja droga, to chyba sie dostal do ciekawej skrzynki ;-)))))))))
Ciekawe co dyrektor szczecinskiego oddzialu PBK ma wspolnego z irc.
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Sircam się to chyba nazywa. Jak to od dyrektora banku, to w tym pliku
ciekawe rzeczy mogą być. A adres może mieć z cache przeglądarki.
Aha, tylko nie odpalaj atachmentu oczywiście, to zwykle bywa doc + exe
z wirusem..

                Paweł Pluta

Taak to czysty Sircam !!!
Miałem przyjemność zetknąć się z takim...... Nie otwieraj załącznika.

Pozdrawiam
Patryk Siewierski
Cellco S.A.

Swoja droga, to chyba sie dostal do ciekawej skrzynki ;-)))))))))
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--
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od kilku dni dostaje dziwne maile oraz załacznik  att00007.txt
wszystkie sa jednakowe i od nieznanych mi osob
 ??????????????????????

OTO ICH TRESC

Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks

zobacz http://wirusy.onet.pl/index.html?oid=5440
AMR

od kilku dni dostaje dziwne maile oraz załacznik  att00007.txt
wszystkie sa jednakowe i od nieznanych mi osob
 ??????????????????????

OTO ICH TRESC

Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks

Mam problem z relayem, pomimo że w GW Gateway Access Control mam
zaznaczone -prevent message relaying oraz w pliku konfiguracyjnym dodane
/norouting odkładają mi się w kat. Gwprob pliki bad z treścią

Please adjust mail server to prohibit
unauthorized SMTP Relaying.
relay: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
Default SMTP Gateway Failed: {[xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx]}

albo te brzmiące jeszcze bardzie niepokojąco:

Received: from sansi-stat
 ([62.155.169.182])
Subject: See your Later ?
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Gesendet als Test am:19.01.2002
Ăźber den Host:xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
dieser Host ist offen fĂźr Alle Leute!

Co mogę jeszcze poprawić? Czekam na rady.
Pozdrawiam majkel

Moze do twojego przypadku bedzie pasowal ten opis z problemammi
zwiazanymi z dryftem czasu.
Pozdrowienia Krzysiek

Novell NetWare
Novell Directory Services
Novell NDS for NT
TIMESYNC.NLM

Symptom: Incorrect Time
Server time jumps into the future or drifts.
Future timestamp on objects.
Transitive Vector moves to the future.

Cause: There is a problem with the BIOS on some motherboards.

Fix: 1. Verify if you have the latest BIOS version from the motherboard
manufacturer, even if you believe the BIOS is updated, check for a later
version.
2.  If you have an ASUS motherboard check with manufacturer for a Bios
update.  (Documented with some ASUS boards:  http://www.asus.com update  to a
newer Bios version 1010 or later.)
3.  *If the entire tree is experiencing future timestamps, check the
motherboards on the single, reference, or primary time providers.  These
servers can propagate time errors through the tree.  If you are seeing only
one or a few servers with a time issue, check these servers to see what
motherboards they have.
3.  Troubleshoot any resulting errors such as synthetic time being issued on
the NDS partitions.

If issue is with single reference server drifting, try and apply timesync.nlm
5.09.  5.09 came with SP2 for NW5.  If 5.09 does not fix drifting, call
Novell and get timesync.nlm 5.14.

zdarzyÂły mi siĂŞ 2 przypadki, ze na serwerze czas przeskoczyÂł na 2003 rok.
byÂło to w nocy. Czy ktoÂś potrafi to wyjaÂśniĂŚ

Piotr Szukalski

| Ale ja chciec :) nie najnowszego klienta NW tylko klienta do NW 3.12
| czyli starego systemiku :)

Najnowszy klient chodzi wspaniale z NW 3.12.

--

Ale przy instalacji delikwenta trzeba wybrać "niestandardową" i oprócz "IPX
only" wybrać "Bindery".

See you later ...

JerzyP

} Tylko sunowski sendmail ma jakis kopniety plik
} konfiguracyjny, ktory do nowszych sendmaili cos sie nie nadaje

Bzdura, na Solaris 2.5.1 jest "sendmail 8.8.8+Sun" (a byl
sendmail SMI-8.6), lecz nie o to chodzi. Istotne jest, ze
sendmail.cf musi zawierac albo linie
# level 7 config file format
V7/Sun
albo linie
# level 1 config file format
V1/Sun
w zaleznosci od tego co w nim jest. Wiele osob pomijalo to "V1/Sun",
bo przez 10 lat dzialalo bez tego - ale przestalo.

Wprawdzie nie o 2.5.1 (a o Solaris 7, bo on jest z wersja 8.9.1+Sun),
ale warto poczytac
http://www.sendmail.org/sun-specific/differences.html

See you later - G.N.

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Przytaczm ten opis, ktory wydaje mi sie bardzo jasny, z
http://www.zdwebopedia.com/TERM/p/proxy_server.html)

PROXY SERVER
A server that sits between a client application, such
as a Web browser, and a real server. It intercepts all
requests to the real server to see if it can fulfill the
requests itself. If not, it forwards the request to the
real server.

Proxy servers have two main purposes:
1) Improve Performance: Proxy servers can dramatically improve performance
for
groups of users. This is because it saves the results of all requests for a
certain
amount of time. Consider the case where both user X and user Y access
the World Wide Web through a proxy server. First user X requests a
certain Web page, which we'll call Page 1. Sometime later, user Y
requests the same page. Instead of forwarding the request to the Web
server where Page 1 resides, which can be a time-consuming operation,
the proxy server simply returns the Page 1 that it already fetched for user
X. Since the proxy server is often on the same network as the user, this is
a much faster operation. Real proxy servers support hundreds or
thousands of users. The major online services such as Compuserve and
America Online, for example, employ an array of proxy servers.

2) Filter Requests: Proxy servers can also be used to filter requests. For
example, a company might use a proxy server to prevent its employees
from accessing a specific set of Web sites.

A wiec moze "serwer ajencyjny" (podobnie jak w wyrazeniu "ajent
ubezpieczeniowy").

A wisz waści co to jest kotwica?

a wim ;-)

pytałeś się jaka jest różnica między
a
i
a:link
to dostałeś piękny przykład :]

owszem, ładny.
ale chcialem kontynuowac wątek i pytałem czy z punktu widzenia poprawnosci
jezyka
nie powinno zastąpic się <a name='bla'<span name="bla".

ale juz sobie poradziłem:

1) <spannie ma atrybutu name

2) specyfikacja html 4.1 mówi, ze:

Each A element defines an anchor
  1.. The A element's content defines the position of the anchor.
  2.. The name attribute names the anchor so that it may be the destination
of zero or more links (see also anchors with id).
  3.. The href attribute makes this anchor the source anchor of exactly one
link.
Authors _may_ also create an A element that specifies _no_ anchors, i.e.,
that _doesn't_ specify href, name, or id. Values for these attributes may be
set at a later time through scripts.

W3C pisze bardzo enigmatycznie i widze ze niektorzy się tym wzorują
odpowiadajac na grupie :-)
Bez urazy.

pozostaję z szacunkiem do "starych wyjadaczy",
MaliN

he.... skoro to ty dostajesz te maile to znaczy ze ktos kto ma twoj adres
w
skrzynce ma zawirusowanego kompa...... a nie ty :))....

przeslij tez to co dostales.... a ja ci powiem co dalej....

--
worm-killer ... pozdrawia, Albert ..... www.monelli.neti.pl

Nikt z was o tym nie czytał hmm ... dziwne
Rozsyła sie to dranstwo samoczynnie.
Treść wiadomności: "Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks"

Lepiej nie bede ci slal tego gowna.

Patgaret

heh to Sircam ... sczegoly tu :
http://www.mks.com.pl/conowego.html?show=news&id=1720

Nikt z was o tym nie czytał hmm ... dziwne
Rozsyła sie to dranstwo samoczynnie.
Treść wiadomności: "Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks"

Lepiej nie bede ci slal tego gowna.

Patgaret

Rozsyła sie to dranstwo samoczynnie.
Treść wiadomności: "Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks"

Lepiej nie bede ci slal tego gowna.

O ! Ja takie dzisiaj dostalem. Ale tylko raz, i wywalilem od razu. Lepiej
dmuchac na zimne :))

Pozdrawiam
--------------------
Marcin Haberko

www.haberko.prv.pl

angielskie estates nie
ma wiele wspólnego z estate w sensie posiadłości ziemskiej.
Przypadkowe zbieżności.

Nie wiem, czy przypadkowe, ale jeśli wierzyć słownikowi etymologicznemu,
to użycie "estate" do oznaczenia własności ziemi rzeczywiście pojawiło się
później:

(Kodowanie Unicode UTF-8)

estate
c.1225, from Anglo-Fr. astat, O.Fr. estat, from L. status "state or
condition," from root of stare "to stand" from PIE base *sta- "to stand"
(see stet). Oldest sense is of "rank, standing, condition;" sense of
"property" is c.1385, from "worldly prosperity;" specific application to
"landed property" (usually of large extent) is first recorded in Amer.Eng.
1623. A native word for this was M.E. ethel (O.E. ĂŚĂ°el) "ancestral land or
estate, patrimony." Meaning "collective assets of a dead person or debtor"
is from 1830. The three estates (in Sweden and Aragon, four) conceived as
orders in the body politic date from c.1380. In France, they are the
clergy, nobles, and townsmen; in England, originally the clergy, barons,
and commons, later Lords Spiritual, Lords Temporal, and commons.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=estate

Hania

ÂŚciÂśle rzecz biorÂąc 12 w poÂłudnie to ani 12 a.m. ani 12 p.m. "a.m." to skrót
od Âłac[...]

a oto wybor odpowiedzi z alt.usage.english:

I see about an equal usage of the word noon alone vs 12 noon.
Which
form is proper and why?

Both are correct. 12 noon gives the time more emphasis. You can
emphasize it even more by saying high noon, as in "The bandits
were hanged at high noon."

As Bob says, "noon" by itself is fine.  The phrase "12 noon" arises
when you want to refer to the time as 12, and you don't know
whether to call it A.M. or P.M.  Neither A.M. nor P.M. is correct;
it's 12 noon.  One second earlier is 11:59:59 A.M.; one second
later is 12:00:01 P.M.

The best way around this problem is to switch to 24-hour time, as has
largely already occurred in Europe.

It seems we like to get a number when we hear a time. "Noon" means
"12:00," but it also means things less precise, like midday and
noontime, so the "12" is needed. It's like saying "noon on the dot."

MB

Ciekawe - zawsze myślałem, że to Winnipeg (w Manitobie, nad jeziorem
Winnipeg).

Ok, ok - moja wina :-) Z rozpędu dodałem to "e". No i oczywiście nie ma
prowincji Winniepeg jak to podała Joanna. Zresztą o mało co też bym tak

A takie pochodzenie imienia także już wyjaśniła 19.07., ciekawie i ze
szczegółami, Joanna Tomasik. MSZ to wszystko tłumaczy - nareszcie!

Acha - znalazłem też wyjeśnienie po angielsku
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/3278/pooh-faq3.html#18

According to my friends at the White River (Ontario, Canada) Museum, a
Canadian officer named Lt. Harry Colebourn bought a female black bear cub
from a trapper for $20 on August 24, 1914 that had been orphaned after its
mother had been killed by a hunter. Lt. Colebourn decided to name the cub
"Winnie" after his hometown of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

During World War I, Lt. Colebourn took Winnie to England where he was
stationed. While in England he was promoted to Captain. Later, Winnie was
donated to the London Zoo for safekeeping when Capt. Colebourn's military
unit was ordered to France. Supposedly, Winnie was a very popular
attraction. Author A.A. Milne took his son, Christopher Robin Milne to see
the bear. Christopher so liked the bear that his father decided to name
the character in his new book after Winnie, the black bear at the zoo.

pozdrawiam,
Jacenty

| to EU levels (ie 100% increase) later this year!

| Richard

O, Richard dziś wkurzony:-)) I czyż to nie paradoks, że "obywatel nabyty"
bardziej się przejmuje stanem państwa od "obywateli wrodzonych". A rację,
rzecz jasna masz, tylko co z tym zrobić???
Patrycja (po polsku, bo mi się po angielsku myśleć nie chce:-))

Nope, just at times I read such things and it really angers me. I see a lot
of potential being wasted and a lot of corruption (of which I am actively
involved in fighting). My wife, who has a green card says "lets go to
America". Personally I think 1993-6 was the best period when Poland - under
its own steam - came out of recession - once the corporations move in you've
had it, they control the market set all terms and it is in effect a
neo-monopoly. Cement is a great example, it is privatised, the price rockets
and the no one cannot afford to buld flats.

It is a question of sound economics - lets face it buying the banks of a
nation of around 2 billion USD must be the bargain of the century!

Anyway I should not rant on - all my degrees were in sociology and politics!

FYI been here since October 1990! So I have tied my fate to Poland, but it
hard not to believe that the RPP is not taking us for a ride

Czesc!
Tlumacze z kolezanka pamietnik muzyka, a w zasadzie wokalisty z
amerykanskiego zespolu The Calling i mamy male problemy. Prosze o pomoc i z
gory dzienx!!!!
1. Co to jest ATV?
"I need a child size ATV for all these fair shows". Wiem, ze chodzi o jakis
pojazd, samochodzi czy cos takiego, ale o co dokladnie?
2. Czy ktos moze ma pojecie co to za firma GAP?
"I had to fly back home the next day again for this GAP shoot. You'll see my
face in GAP ads later this year"
Wywnioskowalam, ze GAP to poprostu jakas firma, ale o co chodzi z GAP shoot?
3. Gosc ciagle mowi cos o wystepach na FAIR SHOW. Czy FAIR SHOW to koncerty
halowe???

front of the fair that said "The Calling at 8 and Truck pull at 7""
MOje pytanie to:czy FAIR to jest hala koncertowa? I co to jest Truck pull???
Nadodatek on dalej pisze, ze ten napis powinien zostac zamieniony na "The
calling Pimp's and Ho's" - no i tu juz nie mam pojecia o co chodzi!!!
5. Co to jest GEAR na koncercie. Czy moze chodzi ogolnie o sprzet?
6. outdoor shed?
7. "Like a block away from the bus stop..." - a block away????
8. thrift stores?
I tyle :)))))
Dzienx za pomoc!!!!

Nie znam sie na angielski zbyt dobrze ale GAP to popularny sklep odzieżowy,
z tego co wiem jeden z tańszych ale tylko w USA w europie niezle zdziera:-)

Czesc!
Tlumacze z kolezanka pamietnik muzyka, a w zasadzie wokalisty z
amerykanskiego zespolu The Calling i mamy male problemy. Prosze o pomoc i
z
gory dzienx!!!!
1. Co to jest ATV?
"I need a child size ATV for all these fair shows". Wiem, ze chodzi o
jakis
pojazd, samochodzi czy cos takiego, ale o co dokladnie?
2. Czy ktos moze ma pojecie co to za firma GAP?
"I had to fly back home the next day again for this GAP shoot. You'll see
my
face in GAP ads later this year"
Wywnioskowalam, ze GAP to poprostu jakas firma, ale o co chodzi z GAP
shoot?
3. Gosc ciagle mowi cos o wystepach na FAIR SHOW. Czy FAIR SHOW to
koncerty
halowe???

the
front of the fair that said "The Calling at 8 and Truck pull at 7""
MOje pytanie to:czy FAIR to jest hala koncertowa? I co to jest Truck
pull???
Nadodatek on dalej pisze, ze ten napis powinien zostac zamieniony na "The
calling Pimp's and Ho's" - no i tu juz nie mam pojecia o co chodzi!!!
5. Co to jest GEAR na koncercie. Czy moze chodzi ogolnie o sprzet?
6. outdoor shed?
7. "Like a block away from the bus stop..." - a block away????
8. thrift stores?
I tyle :)))))
Dzienx za pomoc!!!!

| "Hasta la vista, baby" - Terminator 2 (czy to hiszpanski, co to znaczy)

Mniej więcej "do zobaczenia, dziecinko" ale nie pamiętam momentu filmu

najpierw John uczy Terminatora kilku przydatnych zwrotów:

John: No, no, no.  You gotta listen to the way people talk.  See, you
don't say like "Affirmative" or some shit like that.  You say... no
problemo. If someone gets upset you say " chill out".  If someone
comes off to you with attitude, you say "eat me"...  if you wanna shine
them on it's "Hasta la vista, baby".

Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby?

John: Yeah, or "later, dickwad."  Or if someone gets upset you say "chill
out." Like that.  Or you can do combinations.

no i duuuużo później jak Terminator strzela do zamrożonego T-1000 to wypowiada
owo "Hasta la vista, baby" i BUM.

P.I.nie.K.

Well, son. I am not an expert. I only hang about here to see what experts talk
about. However, your puzzle interested me, as this is not only your history
but olso OURS.

Try: "Je.aæ ruskich" [yebac' ruskikh], son.
c' should be read as ch in chicago, r should be Spanish-like, u - like oo in
cool and kh - like kh in Khachaturian.

Meaning: F.ck Ivans.

Ethymology: It seems, that the fraze was used for the first time by Boleslav
Chrobry somewhat in the year 1000 (the first Polish king crowned later on in
1025). Then it was popular during the ages of Polands division among three
superpowers. Afterwords during our "independance" recovery. Solidarity... and
now. I think it is much older then "God save the Quinn".

Use: Might be used by your grandfa during a match with Russians. But it may be
used befor and after the match as well. It has rather universal application. I
have a friend who uses it when it rains too long or too short. It might
express the love of your grandfa to our B. Br.

Finally, son, at your please give my personal best regards to your grandfa at
your first convenience when visiting the cemetary. And Tell him to greet all
his colleagues from his days. And congratulate them on their transfer of
interest in the Polish history to the future generations.

laikonik
(some expert friends* at this forum will correct my mistakes.)

*the word used on my own initiative and responsibility. Nobody should feel
obliged.

Jakis czas temu pisalem o mailu od PKO BP, ktory zawieral zrzut ze strony
WWW w formacie GIF :-) Tym razem bank PKO BP zrezygnowal z wysylania maili

BTW - pare tygodni temu przylazilo na konta pelno wirusow z trescia
"Hi! How are you?
I send you this file in order to have your advice
See you later. Thanks"
plus plik .ink ukryty przez podwojne rozszerzenie.  Dostalem ze 20
takich prezentow - mialy temat jakiegos prawdziwego maila wyslanego
przez nadawce - ja dostalem m.in. taki - czesc krzakow pomijam:
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Wynika z tego ze
- pekaoleasing ubiegalo sie o udostepnienie danych osobowych mailem...
- skaner antywirusowy nie zadzialal :)

ten wniosek mogl byc ciekawy....

BTW - pare tygodni temu przylazilo na konta pelno wirusow z trescia
"Hi! How are you?
I send you this file in order to have your advice
See you later. Thanks"
plus plik .ink ukryty przez podwojne rozszerzenie.  Dostalem ze 20
takich prezentow - mialy temat jakiegos prawdziwego maila wyslanego
przez nadawce

bo to jest SirCam... tylko usuwac bez otwierania.... rozsyla sie automatem z
zarazonego kompa pod adresy z ksiazki adresowej...

radar

to może i ja wtrącę ze 3 grosze...;)

13) Co oznaczają te wszystkie skróty?

AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse -- Amerykańskie
Stowarzyszenie Przeciwko Nadużywaniu Skrótów
AFAIK As Far As I Know -- O ile mi wiadomo
AFK Away From Keyboard -- Z dala od klawiatury
AKA Also Known As -- Znany także jako
ASAP As Soon As Possible -- Tak szybko, jak to tylko możliwe
B4 Before -- Wcześniej, przed
BRB Be Right Back -- Zaraz wracam
BTW By The Way -- Przy okazji
CU See You -- Do zobaczenia
CUL See You Later -- Do zobaczenia póÄ˝niej
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions -- Często zadawane pytania
FTL Faster Than Light -- Szybciej niż światło
HTH Hope This Helps -- Mam nadzieję, że to pomoże
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion -- Moim aroganckim zdaniem
IMHO In My Humble Opinion -- Moim skromnym zdaniem
IMNSHO In My Not-So-Humble Opinion -- Moim niezbyt skromnym zdaniem
IOW In Other Words -- Innymi słowy
IRL In Real Life -- W rzeczywistym świecie
OTOH On The Other Hand -- Z drugiej strony
POV Point Of View -- Punkt widzenia
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing -- Tarzając się po podłodze ze śmiechu
RTFM Read The F*** Manual -- Przeczytaj P*** Podręcznik
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist -- Przepraszam, ale nie mogłem się oprzeć
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F*** Up -- Sytuacja w normie, wszystko sp***
THX, TNX Thanx -- Dzięki
WT Without Thinking -- Nie myśląc
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much -- Nie myśląc zbyt wiele

pozdrawiam

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| W dniu 1 lipca o godzinie 17:40:03 urodził się Piotr Młynarski,
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Jesli to prawda , to gratulacje Krzysio :)))

Prawda - zareczam swoim slowem i podpisem PGP :)
Sorry, ze zapomnialem podpisac od razu.
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See http://pgp.icm.edu.pl/pks/ for PGP public key
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      BBS - Be back soon
      BBL - Be back later
      YAT - You are there ?
      W8 -  Wait
      YUP - Yes
      SNAFU - Situation Normal - All F* Up

        PKP - Pieknie, k*, pieknie
        CU - See You
        CUL8R - See You Later
no i ...IRC - Internet Relay Chat

TeÂż mam kilka skrótów, moÂże da siĂŞ z tego coÂś wykorzystaĂŚ

NP, N/P = No Problem
WB = Welcome Back
JK = Just Kidding
SMT = Something
YA = You
PPL = People
K = Ok
M/F = Male Or Female
A/S/L = Age/Sex/Location
W8 = Wait
U2 = You Too
ME2 = Me Too
GR8 = Great
BE4 = Before
L8R = Later
4GET = Forget
UC = You See
IC = I See
CU, CYA = See You
BRB = I'll Be Right Back
BBL = I'll Be Back Later
BBS = I'll Be Back Soon
TTYL = Talk To You Later
WTF = What The Fuck
BTW = By The Way
AKA = Also Known As
IMO = In My Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
OTOH = On The Other Hand
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
FYI = For Your Information
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
IRL, RL = In Real Life
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing

-Wodzu dlaczego my Indianie mamy takie brzydkie imiona?

Ociec i synowie ze Slaska przenosza sie do Francyi.

Ociec zarzadza:

Ty Ludwik bedziesz sie nazywol Lui,
Ty Gustlik bedziesz sie zwol Gui,
A Ty Hugo ...

- ociec, jo nie jade !

cul ( see you later - czyli po francuskiemu dupa :)
pluton

Pan Nadolski już do mnie nie pisze.. piszą inni ludzie - i zaczyna się robić
zabawniej - już od dwóch osób dostałam przesyłkę zawierającą trojana
worm.sircam.. przesyłki miały różne tematy i różne załączniki - ale wspolny
tekst listu:

"Hi! How are you?I send you this file in order to have your advice See you
later. Thanks"

Bardzo dokładnie robal jest opisany na stronach www.mks.com.pl
ATSD.. ciekawe co pan Nadolski na ten mój post..?
tax:
- Panie doktorze, codzienie rano oddaje mocz o 6 rano.
- W pana wieku to bardzo dobrze.
- Ale ja się budze o 7!

ewa

Pan Nadolski już do mnie nie pisze.. piszą inni ludzie - i zaczyna się robić
zabawniej - już od dwóch osób dostałam przesyłkę zawierającą trojana
worm.sircam.. przesyłki miały różne tematy i różne załączniki - ale wspolny
tekst listu:

"Hi! How are you?I send you this file in order to have your advice See you
later. Thanks"

Jak byś miała jeszcze raz plz sendmij i na priv'a
potrzebuję jakiegoś żywego wirus'a

tax
.. a ten skurwysyn właśnie rozjehał moją żabę rowerem

pozdr.
Willy

skarga turysty wloskiego... sorry ze po angielsku no ale tego sie
przetlumaczyc nie da :)

Dear Signore Dirrettore

Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma
from Roma as tourist to London and stay as y younga christian man at your
hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. How can
I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella:
'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say 'no, no. I wanna shit
i my bed.' They say: 'You better not shit in your bed you sonnawabitch!'
What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast into ristorante, I order
bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I
tella waitress, and pointa of toast: 'I wanna piss'. She tella me 'go to
toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss on my plate!'. She then say to me:
'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!' What is a
sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is
laid out,but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock!' and she tella me:
'Sure everybody wanna fock!' I tella her: 'no no. You dont understand me.
I wanna fock on the table!' She tella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock
on the table? Get your ass outa here!' So I go to receptione and ask for
bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I heve paid the billa,
the portier sy to me: 'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you
too, you sonnawabitch! I go back to Italy ! I never comma st a y at your
hotella,'
Your sonnawabitch!

};

i tak w nocy nikt nie odpisuje  tylko ja i rebel od czasu do czsu .
jesli jest ktos chetny do nocnych pogaduszek
        to nie ma sprawy .......

Zapomnieliscie o mnie ???

Ale juz wracam na nocke.....than see you later.....

Ambio zmora celtycka.....

przepraszamy...!!

tymi))

i tak w nocy nikt nie odpisuje  tylko ja i rebel od czasu do czsu .
jesli jest ktos chetny do nocnych pogaduszek
        to nie ma sprawy .......

Zapomnieliscie o mnie ???

Ale juz wracam na nocke.....than see you later.....

Ambio zmora celtycka.....

dla informacji:
23,9 IN
21,4 OUT
... czyli na zachodzie bez zmian - kolejny dzień "pogodny".

Sprawdzę co tu słychać kwadrans po nieparzystej - i tylko nie dawać ni
znaków 3 długimi seriami z KAEMU.

see you later...

Witam Fox

CHAVEZ

Caly tekst jest taki:
"Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks"

od tych spamerow, i <ciachpo drucie</ciach:))) - w koncu TPSA zrobi
cos dobrego
Moze i tak zrobi bo mam juz prawie dwadziescia spamow (z nastu adresow)
i bede zasylal naglowki do bolu. Swoja droga, przy swoim 192 cm i 140 kg
chcialbym spotkac ta osobe sam na sam :))))))))))))))))))

| See you later. Thanks"

MSZ, wirus. Też dostałem, ok. 7 sztuk z najróżniejszych adresów.

A czy rozsyłający wie, że rozsyła wirusa, czy bestia sama się
niepostrzeżenie doczepia do maili? Wydaje mi się, że się jednak
doczepia, albo wręcz sama rozsyła na adresy ze skrzynki mailowej...

Pozdrawiam,
Daga

Witam.

Podobnie jak pewnie wielu z Was, zalewany jestem sterta maili z wirusem
Sircam, ktore maja niestety to do siebie, ze ich rozmiary to 200kb, a
ja sciagam poczte modemem.

Jak to *skutecznie* odfiltrowac hamsterem?
Probuje po senderach, ktorzy sie powtarzaja

ale ciagle dochodza nowi i jedynym sposobem byloby:
- pobieranie pierwszej linijki body
- sprawdzenie czy jest tam slynne "Hi! How are you?".

Pytanie: jak to zrobic w Hamsterze?

  Właśnie wysłałem odpowiednią regułkę procmail'a.
Jakby co, to sircam _zawsze_ ma w nagłówku
linię (przełamałem między boundary= a cudzysłowiem):

Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary=
"----........_Outlook_Express_message_boundary"

gdzie 8 kropek symbolizuje 8 dowolnych cyfr hex [0-9 A-Z]
Outlook linię Content-Type z boundary ma zdecydowanie inną 8-)

  Z innych własności:
 w treści listu zawsze jest:
"Hi! How are you?" ,pusta linia, jedna z czterech linii:
"I send you this file in order to have your advice"
"I hope you can help me with this file that I send"
"I hope you like the file that I send you"
"This is the file with the information that you ask for"
pusta linia i "See you later. Thanks"
Ewentualnie analogiczne linie po hiszpańsku, ale w Polsce
to się nie zdarza 8-)
  Załącznik ma dwa roszerzenia w nazwie - pierwsze: .xls,
.doc, .zip lub .exe, a drugie: .pif, .bat, .com, .lnk lub .exe

    Paweł Kierski

Zapomnialem jeszcze dodac, ze w kazdym e-mailu jest nastepujacy tekst:

 Hi! How are you?
 I send you this file in order to have your advice
 See you later. Thanks

  sircam - rozsyła się razem z dokumentami. Daj nagłówki

coś się wyczesze. Ew. menu wiadomość-prześlij dalej jako załącznik
do mnie.

    Paweł Kierski

Zapomnialem jeszcze dodac, ze w kazdym e-mailu jest nastepujacy tekst:

 Hi! How are you?
 I send you this file in order to have your advice
 See you later. Thanks

Wirusik :-) Sircam czy jak mu tam.  Jeżeli w HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESoftware
masz klucz SirCam to radziłbym wpaść w lekką panikę a następnie zapoznać
się z np.: http://www.mks.com.pl/baza.html?show=description&id=1720

Pozdrawiam
Artur

Cześć,
proponuję dodanie do FAQ grupy następujących smormułowań:

IAE (in any event) - w każdym razie - poslski odpowiednik WKR

IOW (in other words) - innymi słowy - poslski odpowiednik IS

LOL (laughing out loud) - śmieszne

NRN (no reply necessary) - nie odpowiadaj - poslski odpowiednik NO!

NW (no way) - nic z tego poslski odpowiednik NZT

OIC (oh i see) - ah tak! - poslski odpowiednik AT

SOL (sooner or later) - prędzej czy później - poslski odpowiednik PCP

LY (absolutley and positively) - absolutnie! (w rzeczy samej!)

Dlaczego proponuję tutaj? Dodamy te, które osoby zaakceptują.

Pozdrawiam,

by simply reading it; for we see that it has
provided for all things with so great wisdom, equity, and judgement, that
the most ancient legislators, Greek and Roman, having had some knowledge of
it, have borrowed from it their principal laws; this is evident from what
are called the Twelve Tables, and from the other proofs which Josephus
gives.

But this law is at the same time the severest and strictest of all in
respect to their religious worship, imposing on this people, in order to
keep them to their duty, a thousand peculiar and painful observances, on
pain of death. Whence it is very astonishing that it has been constantly
preserved during many centuries by a people, rebellious and impatient as
this one was; while all other states have changed their laws from time to
time, although these were far more lenient.

The book which contains this law, the first of all, is itself the most
ancient book in the world, those of Homer, Hesiod, and others, being six or
seven hundred years later.

621. The creation of the deluge being past, and God no longer requiring to
destroy the world, nor to create it anew, nor to give such great signs of
Himself, He began to establish a people on the earth, purposely formed, who
were to last until the coming of the people whom the Messiah should fashion
by His spirit.

622. The creation of

Chcialbym oficjalnie oswiadczyc ze dzieki tej grupie i obfitej wymianie
informacji udalo mi sie po raz pierwszy w zyciu zdalnie zbootowac komputer
!

SPECIAL THANX to Jaroslaw Lis, Jaroslaw Bekas, potr szafarczyk i Robert
Wysocki !!

naprawde wielkie dzieki - bez was by mi sie to nie udalo.

no ale dosyc juz tego nabijania wam rachunkow moimi dla was podzinkowaniami
- i tak wiecie o co chodzi :)

see ya later ....
(lece zobaczyc czy to NAPRAWDE chodzi :) )

I do know of a guy who was fired at some company and was left to finish
his shift. He wasn't escorted out or monitored and decided to place
clear scotch tape over a few dozen optical sensors on the production

the production line going again. Every section was registering an
obstruction when there wasn't, the computer was replaced two times and
you couldn't see the tape on the sensor heads. Eventually someone
decided to replace everthing on the control and safety circuits and
found the cause later.

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Guy was a trainer, travelling all over to various offices. He was here
in our office to deliver Lotus Notes training to about 20 people. Yep,
they showed up for the class only to see a quickly scrawled note on the
whiteboard informing them class was cancelled.

We found out later he was on the list, his manager knew (as did my
manager about one of the ppl on our team) a couple days before and
tried to arrange things so this poor guy wasn't in Chicago the day he
was to be laid off.

No, said HR: this has to be super-secret and no one can get any hint
that there are layoffs or it will be anarchy among the workers.

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W moim slowniku:

uhlan or ulan
 History. a member of a body of lancers first employed in the Polish army and
later in W European armies [C18: via German from Polish ulan, from Turkish  lan
young man]

grosz , pl  groszy  
a Polish monetary unit worth one hundredth of a zloty
[from Polish, from Czech grosh; see GROSCHEN]

(c) Collins

gps #:-)

¦ci¶le rzecz bior±c 12 w po³udnie to ani 12 a.m. ani 12 p.m. "a.m." to skrót
od ³ac[...]

a oto wybor odpowiedzi z alt.usage.english:

I see about an equal usage of the word noon alone vs 12 noon.
Which
form is proper and why?

Both are correct. 12 noon gives the time more emphasis. You can
emphasize it even more by saying high noon, as in "The bandits
were hanged at high noon."

As Bob says, "noon" by itself is fine.  The phrase "12 noon" arises
when you want to refer to the time as 12, and you don't know
whether to call it A.M. or P.M.  Neither A.M. nor P.M. is correct;
it's 12 noon.  One second earlier is 11:59:59 A.M.; one second
later is 12:00:01 P.M.

The best way around this problem is to switch to 24-hour time, as has
largely already occurred in Europe.

It seems we like to get a number when we hear a time. "Noon" means
"12:00," but it also means things less precise, like midday and
noontime, so the "12" is needed. It's like saying "noon on the dot."

MB

Znalazłem odpowiedzi na oba pytania:

| Czemu NASA nie chce razem z Mars Society testować sprzętów?

"In a related development, NASA will team up with the National
Science Foundation to begin field testing of a similar inflatable
structure in Antarctica either later this year or early next year."

Czyli znaleźli sobie wygodniejszego partnera.

Mnie ciekawi bardziej, dlaczego wyrzucają pieniądze na takie makiety
20 lat przed (ewentualnym) postawieniem ich na powierzchni Księżyca.

"We use it for publicity and tours and exhibits for senior staff.
We've had several congressmen come here to see it."

Pozdrawiam,
ŁB

W odpowiedzi na pismo z dnia sob 13. grudnia 2003 13:55 opublikowane na
alt.pl.comp.os.linux.newbie podpisane e:

| Z obsługą nie ma problemów. Odpowiada za to moduł bttv, a z programów
| polecam xawtv.

A ja polecam tvtime do oglądania,

Zainstalowałem i zdziwienie... To używa wine do działania?
Poza tym, po przestawieniu z NTSC na PAL powiedziało, że przy nastę?nym
uruchomieniu się przestawi. Niestety nie uruchamia się ponownie. Skasowanie
~/.tvtime pomaga, ale znów jest jako NTSC i znów to samo.

tvtime: Running tvtime 0.9.10.
tvtime: Can't get realtime priority for better performance, need root
access.
rtctimer: Cannot set periodic interval: Permission denied

*** Failed to get 1024hz resolution from /dev/rtc.  This will
*** cause video to be unsmooth.  Please run tvtime as root, or, with
*** linux kernel version 2.4.19 or later, please run:
***       sysctl -w dev.rtc.max-user-freq=1024
*** See our support page at http://tvtime.net/ for more information

config: Reading configuration from /etc/tvtime/tvtime.xml
config: Reading configuration from /home/tristan/.tvtime/tvtime.xml
wine: Win32 LoadLibrary failed to load: DI_TomsMoComp.dll.
wine: Looked in .:/usr/share/tvtime:/usr/lib/win32:../data:./data
wine: Win32 LoadLibrary failed to load: DI_GreedyH.dll.
wine: Looked in .:/usr/share/tvtime:/usr/lib/win32:../data:./data
station: Reading stationlist from /home/tristan/.tvtime/stationlist.xml
xvoutput: Received X error event: BadAlloc (insufficient resources for
operation)
xvoutput: Received X error event: BadAlloc (insufficient resources for
operation)
tvtime: Thank you for using tvtime.

LIRC do pilota,

Niestety z moją kartą PixelView nie chce działać :-(

alevt do telegazety,  

Jak uzyskać polskie znaki?

ed2k://|file|Pc%20Game%20Half%20Life2-Valve.rar|3764374605|91465CF54797184
F1179C26F65C73E19|/

A na to natkn¹³em siê dzisiaj :) Co prawda nie emule...

"Dunno what to make of this, but it seems that Valve has released a 'warez'
version themselves through Bittorent of HL2. When a user uses it it'll
contact Valve, and Valve is keeping track of IPs and God knows what else.
Now warez is of course bad stuff, but what Valve is doing there is breaking
a privacy rule or ten also. Or could this be a good bluf ?

Let me show you the complete post as found on halflife2.filefront.com :

Recently, one of the HL2Files.com members here, alerted me of a pirated
warez version of Half-Life 2, apparently released via the Bittorent network.
I immediately, forwarded this to Gabe Newell of VALVe Software.

A couple of hours later, Gabe replied with the following:

Quote:
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----
We're running a bit of an experiment. We're keeping track of the accounts
that do this and will be shutting them off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----

So, as you can see, VALVe Software have released a test "warez" version
aimed at catching people out. These people will have their accounts deleted
and will be banned from Steam.

Therefore, I strongly suggest that you DO NOT participate in these illegal
activities as it would only lead to your own harm.

VALVe Software spent over $40 Million to develop Half-Life 2. Show them you
appreciate their work. Buy the game!"

jak co tydzien :)
ale
przez idg polecialo md5, par kontrolny, 1 utwor
tragicznie szlo wiec reszta poleciala przez atmana

......before going to see U2 in Manchester recently, me and me
girlfriend were saying, "I wonder what it is with Bono and God?" Anyway,
we're sat round a table after the gig and I go, "Explain it to me 'cause
I was brought up Catholic and it means fuck all to me." We had a good
three-hour conversation about his religious philosophy, which is
basically, "Go to God, tell him what all your flaws are and say, 'Can
you work with me?'" Which is completely different to the "Don't drink,
don't screw, don't take drugs and always go to church" bollocks you get
taught at school. I didn't think a whole lot more about it until two
days later when there's a knock on the door and the recorded delivery
guy hands me two books that have been sent by Bono. There's also a
little note, which reads, "I don't know if you were serious the other
night, but here's something that might give you a bit more of an
understanding."  What a fucking top geezer! His Dad's on his death bed,
yet he still takes the time to go out, buy two books and send 'em to me!
I'm on holiday next month and, I tell you, I'm going to read 'em from
cover to cover......

Taa.... Bono zawsze byl wspanilym gosciem.... a o religi i jego stosunku do
Boga mowil juz calkiem sporo, choc na przyklad w trakcie trasy ZooTv
wystepowal przebrany we [prawdopodobnie] wcielenie diabla ktorego
nazwal Mr MacPhisto [czy jakos tak] i dzwonil do ludzi ze sceny [
np:Pavarotiego i
G. Busha (ale cham nigdy nie odebral ;) )
O procz tego mial pare piosenek ktore mozna by uznac za religijne np:
"I still haven't found what i'm looking for"

--------
pozdro
Kuba

+Protz+, ustosunkowywowuję się do Twych słów:

|
| | Wiem, wiem, trzeba było to pchnąć na priva
|
| nie o to chodzi, pisze oki, bo bede wiedziec jak teraz do
| Cibie wysylac mejle ;)

WOM podwójny! :D

See ya later mate! :)

Open the file you want to use to create the tables.  
Depending on what type of file you are using you'll do the following
in some fashion (the following is for a fixed length text file):

print "<html ";
print "<head ";
print "</head ";
print "<body ";
print "<table +any tags ";
open(F, $filename) || die "File can not be opened";
        while (defined ($line = <F)) {

                print "<tr ";
                print "<strong ";
                print "<td",$data[0],"</td";
                print "<td",$data[1],"</td";
                print "<td",$data[2],"</td";
                print "<td",$data[3],"</td";
                print "<td",$data[4],"</td";
        }
print "</table ";
print "</body ";
print "</html ";

Hello all,

I have been making really groovy reports based on the HP glance product while
using MLDBM and Freeze/Thaw ( or REFER, I like trucks and rednecks, more on
that later ) and have been displaying with gnuplot and Gifgraph ( which I
would very much like to see integrated ) garnished with bezier and linear
regression.

The static output (num of disks, cpus, memory ) files look very nice in
tables
within tables for the doubled bevel look and my question is this.

Has anybody created a script which automagically genetrates tables from
complex structures or flatfiles.  I would be very nice to HREF the cells in
the process.

Its been two years since I touched cgi, I'll have more later.

passme

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| Da się coś takiego zrobić, czy mogę zapomnieć? :)
| *jest cos takiego jak AttachConsole, moze pomoze
Na pewno? Bo nijak tego nie mogę znaleźć :(

a jakiego masz MSDN/SDK?
to jest z November 2001 Edition/SDK
[poszukalem specjalnie dla Ciebie :| ]

AttachConsole
The AttachConsole function attaches the calling process to the console of
the specified process.
BOOL AttachConsole(
  DWORD dwProcessId
);
Parameters
dwProcessId
[in] Identifier of the process.
Return Values
If the function succeeds, the return value is nonzero.
If the function fails, the return value is zero. To get extended error
information, call GetLastError.
Remarks
The calling application can call any of the console functions. For example,
a graphical application can use the console to display debugging output.
A process can be attached to one console. If the calling process is already
attached to a console, AttachConsole fails with ERROR_ACCESS_DENIED.
A process can use the FreeConsole function to detach itself from its
console. If other processes share the console, the console is not destroyed,
but the process that called FreeConsole cannot refer to it. A console is
closed when the last process attached to it terminates or calls FreeConsole.
To compile an application that uses this function, define the _WIN32_WINNT
macro as 0x0500 or later. For more information, see Using the SDK Headers.
Requirements
  Windows NT/2000/XP: Included in Windows XP and Windows .NET Server.
  Windows 95/98/Me: Unsupported.
  Header: Declared in Wincon.h; include Windows.h.
  Library: Use Kernel32.lib.
See Also
Character-Mode Applications Overview, Console Functions, AllocConsole,
FreeConsole, GetConsoleProcessList

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| ewentualnie sprobuj GetWindow :))))))
Może do FAQ to dać? 'Jeżeli nadal nie wiesz co zrobić, użyj GetWindow' :)

faqtycznie, niezla mysl :)

Adam Błaszczyk
[02-05-23] [en/pl] Home page/Domowa http://www.mykakee.com
[02-06-06] [pl] Pirotechnika http://pyro.pieklo.org
[02-04-27] [pl] Sztolnia, FAQ p.c.p. http://www.sztolnia.pl

Przeczytalem wszystkie odpowiedzi w tym watku i poniewaz zadna nie jest
zbyt konkretna, to sie wychyle z tego gadulstwa: owszem, jest baza
schematow (o tyle, o ile), nazywa sie Apple Service Source CD

Na SS znajdziesz co najwyżej SCHEMATY BLOKOWE (można to z dużym
przymrużeniem oka nazwać "schematami 'o tyle, o ile'").

Owszem są tam procedury serwisowe, ale dotyczą one głównie lokalizacji
uszkodzonych modułów metodą wymiany. Albo podstawowych regulacji paramatrów.
W 99% wygląda to tak (przykład wzięty z ServiceManual do monitora 1710AV):

Screen is one predominant color

1 Verify that CRT/video board is properly seated on CRT socket.
2 Using Monitors & Sound control panel, click Recalibrate
  button (see the Adjustments chapter).
3 If you have AppleVision software 1.5.2 or earlier, run the
  AppleVision Recovery Utility (see ?AppleVision Recovery
  Utility for Malfunction During Startup or Recalibration? in
  this chapter). If you have Apple Display software 1.5.3 or
  later, refer to the first Important note in the section
  ?AppleVision Recovery Utility for Malfunction During
  Startup or Recalibration? in this chapter.
4 Replace CRT/video board only if the service strategy in your
  region supports CRT/video board replacement.
5 US only: Call Apple Technical Support at 1-800-919-2775.

Lub tak (PowerMac G3B&W) :

Computer beeps once at startup

1 One beep means that no RAM is installed or detected.
2 Reseat the SDRAM and try again.
3 If no SDRAM is present, install a known-good PC-100
  SDRAM DIMM in the top slot and try again.
4 If DRAM is present, replace it (one DIMM at a time, starting
  with the top DIMM slot) with a known-good PC-100 SDRAM
  DIMMs.
5 Reseat processor module and try again.
6 Replace processor module and try again.
7 Replace logic board.

i jak laaaadnie poprosisz, to Ci jakas dobra dusza schemat konkretnego modelu
monitora podesle ;-))

Nie musisz prosić, wchodzisz po prostu na:
ftp://ftp.kesel.com.pl//Krzy-Cho/DocuCenter/ServiceManuals/
i szukasz, są tam manuale z ServiceSource bodajże z grudnia'99

That's correct.  If you move an HD from one controller to another, you
need to do a full backup, reinstall the OS, and restore.  The HD's are
formatted to the current controller.  You can usually get away with it
with same-manufacturer controllers, but not always.  Remember, 90% of
ALL SCSI problems are termination-related.  Make sure all of the
drives/controllers/etc have proper termination settings.  (See your
manuals for this information or check with compaq.com or adaptec.com.
Bob

You cannot just swap the hard drives between the servers you have to move
the controller and the harddrives.  The configuration for your raid is
stored on the controller.  By moving your harddrives to the other system it
didn't know what to do with them.  No boot sector, no configuration, etc.
So yes the server will has for a server name as there is no volume to mount,
etc.

Wayne Craigmiles
"Fair Winds and Following Seas"

| Hi,
| Hoping the collective wisdom of this group can help. I've got a Compaq
| Proliant 1200 (P233) server running Netware 4.11 which has recently had its
| power supply replaced and I wanted to put the three hot-swap scsi drives
| I'd taken out of it (and put in another Proliant in the meantime) back in.
| Problem is: the bootup spins the disks fine but a short while later I get
| the following error:
| "CPQSDISK Driver failed to initialize the disk drives on CPQS710 Slot 0
| SCSI ID 0"
| This happens for ID's 0, 1 and 2 (three drives) and then the server halts
| and asks for a server name, etc... The stand-in server is fine if I put the
| disks back into it, so I'm mystified.
| This is probably as much a SCSI newsgroup question as Novell but any
| suggestions would really help. Hope I can contribute something constructive
| in the future.
| Cheers,
| JM

I understand that you swapped drives in a system. Although I see that
CPQS710.DSK is being loaded. This driver is not for the Compaq raid
controllers. If it is a Compaq computer with a Compaq smart array controller
then depending on the version of controller you CAN move the drives and run
the Smart Array configuration utility and if the drive is in the same order
then it will pick up the raid information on the drives and configure the
controller with this information. The information is incorrect reguarding
the loss of raid information. What if the controller went bad. Then you
would have to replace, rebuild, restore before it would be operational. Not
good for a buisness solution. I have replaced older controllers and they
worked fine. Now, getting back the the driver, the driver should
CPQDA386.DSK and not CPQS710.DSk which is used for SCSI II, SCSI III and the
like. I hpoe this helps even though it is late.

You cannot just swap the hard drives between the servers you have to move
the controller and the harddrives.  The configuration for your raid is
stored on the controller.  By moving your harddrives to the other system it
didn't know what to do with them.  No boot sector, no configuration, etc.
So yes the server will has for a server name as there is no volume to
mount,
etc.

Wayne Craigmiles
"Fair Winds and Following Seas"

| Hi,
| Hoping the collective wisdom of this group can help. I've got a Compaq
| Proliant 1200 (P233) server running Netware 4.11 which has recently had
its
| power supply replaced and I wanted to put the three hot-swap scsi drives
| I'd taken out of it (and put in another Proliant in the meantime) back in.
| Problem is: the bootup spins the disks fine but a short while later I get
| the following error:
| "CPQSDISK Driver failed to initialize the disk drives on CPQS710 Slot 0
| SCSI ID 0"
| This happens for ID's 0, 1 and 2 (three drives) and then the server halts
| and asks for a server name, etc... The stand-in server is fine if I put
the
| disks back into it, so I'm mystified.
| This is probably as much a SCSI newsgroup question as Novell but any
| suggestions would really help. Hope I can contribute something
constructive
| in the future.
| Cheers,
| JM

Im dluzej na to patrze, tym bardziej mi to na jakies kuku w apaczu wyglada.
Ja procesow moge odpalic ile chce, pod warunkiem ze nie wiecej niz 16tys :-)
Oczywiscie jako user, pod kotorym apacz chodzi. Coz, czeka mnie upgrade,
i wysylka bug-reporta, jesli to nie pomoze.

hm ... a tego probowales ?

----

RLimitNPROC directive

Syntax: RLimitNPROC number|max [number|max]
Default: Unset; uses operating system defaults
Context: server config, virtual host
Status: core
Compatibility: RLimitNPROC is only available in Apache 1.2 and later

Takes 1 or 2 parameters. The first parameter sets the soft resource limit
for all processes and the second parameter sets the maximum resource
limit. Either
parameter can be a number, or max to indicate to the server that the limit
should be set to the maximum allowed by the operating system
configuration. Raising the
maximum resource limit requires that the server is running as root, or in
the initial startup phase.

This applies to processes forked off from Apache children servicing
requests, not the Apache children themselves. This includes CGI scripts
and SSI exec
commands, but not any processes forked off from the Apache parent such as
piped logs.

Process limits control the number of processes per user.

Note: If CGI processes are not running under userids other than the web
server userid, this directive will limit the number of processes that the
server itself can
create. Evidence of this situation will be indicated by cannot fork
messages in the error_log.

See also RLimitMEM or RLimitCPU.

-----

moze pomoze ;)

----
Pozdrawiam ...

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Szukam zgrabnego odpowiednika polskiego dla słowa "unwind". "Odkręcanie"
wydaje mi się brzmieć żargonowo, ale z kolei spełnia funkcję dosadności i
precyzji. Termin dotyczy sposobu, w jaki kompilator C++ realizuje obsługę
zakończeń (termination handler), czyli gwarantuje, że program (funkcja itp.)
posprząta po sobie niezależnie od tego, jak zostanie opuszczony.

Kontekst:

You might be asking yourself how the compiler guarantees that the "finally"
block executes before the "try" block can be exited. When the compiler
examines your source code, it sees that you have coded a return statement
inside a "try" block. Having seen this, the compiler generates code to save
the return value (5 in our example) in a temporary variable created by the
compiler. The compiler then generates code to execute the instructions
contained inside the "finally" block; this is called a *local unwind*. More
specifically, a *local unwind* occurs when the system executes the contents
of a "finally" block because of the premature exit of code in a "try" block.
After the instructions inside the "finally" block execute, the value in the
compiler's temporary variable is retrieved and returned from the function.

As you can see, the compiler must generate additional code and the system
must perform additional work to pull this whole thing off. On different
CPUs, the steps needed for termination handling to work vary. The Alpha
processor, for example, must execute several hundred or even several
thousand CPU instructions to capture the "try" block's premature return and
call the "finally" block. You should avoid writing code that causes
premature exits from the "try" block of a termination handler because the
performance of your application could be adversely impacted. Later in this
chapter, I'll discuss the __leave keyword, which can help you avoid writing
code that forces *local unwinds*.

Piotr Kresak

to prove one's obvious/clear inocence
lub doslownie
prove that you're not a camel

Przyklady ponizej
kszyhu

What we see these days is the Left and the Media requiring America,
Conservatives. Libertarians and Republicans to

Prove they are not Camels?

That is from a Russian Soviet Era street joke that I used to expand on
political and media bias here.

But for those who don't want to bother with the politics but are curious
about the joke?

here it is:

A rabbit ran wildly in the street.

"Why are you running like mad?" a bear asked.

"Don't you know, they are now arresting all camels and castrating them."

"But you're rabbit, not a camel."

"Right, but if they catch you, and cut off your nuts, then prove that you're
not a camel!

Prove You're Not A Camel
I like Russian street humor from the Soviet Era.
I like to see Socialism, with it's mask off, as viewed by those who
lived/survived under its heel for most of the 20th Century and one of my
favorite anekdoty is:

A rabbit ran wildly in the street.

"Why are you running like mad?" a bear asked.

"Don't you know, they are now arresting all camels and castrating them."

"But you're rabbit, not a camel."

"Right, but if they catch you, and cut off your nuts, then prove that you're
not a camel!

(This joke relates to the mass arrests of innocent people conducted by the
predecessors of what later became known as the KGB. The punch line of this
joke, "Prove that you're not a camel," has become a widely used part of the
Russian vernacular, being applied to many situations when an innocent person
becomes a victim of arbitrary persecutions, purges, layoffs, etc."

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Maciek

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1. Co to jest ATV?
"I need a child size ATV for all these fair shows". Wiem, ze chodzi o
jakis
pojazd, samochodzi czy cos takiego, ale o co dokladnie?

All Terrain Vehicle. Po polsku mówi się "pojazdy ATV", ewentualnie
"czterokołowce" albo "czterokółki".
http://arch.rp.pl/a/rz/2000/11/20001110/200011100005.html

2. Czy ktos moze ma pojecie co to za firma GAP?
"I had to fly back home the next day again for this GAP shoot. You'll see
my
face in GAP ads later this year"
Wywnioskowalam, ze GAP to poprostu jakas firma, ale o co chodzi z GAP

shoot?

GAP to bardzo znany sklep z ciuchami.
http://www.gap.com/asp/home.html?wdid=0
"Shoot" w tym kontekście to sesja zdjęciowa (do wspomnianych w następnym
zdaniu reklam).

3. Gosc ciagle mowi cos o wystepach na FAIR SHOW. Czy FAIR SHOW to
koncerty
halowe???

Mnie się kojarzy z targami... Więcej kontekstu?

the
front of the fair that said "The Calling at 8 and Truck pull at 7""
MOje pytanie to:czy FAIR to jest hala koncertowa? I co to jest Truck

pull???

A nie będzie to nazwa zespołu (przez analogię z "The Calling")?

Nadodatek on dalej pisze, ze ten napis powinien zostac zamieniony na "The
calling Pimp's and Ho's" - no i tu juz nie mam pojecia o co chodzi!!!

O ile się nie mylę, "pimps and ho's" to impreza, na którą goście przychodzą
przebrani za alfonsów / prostytutki. Ale o co chodzi w twoim tekście - tego
ci bez kontekstu nie wymyślę...

5. Co to jest GEAR na koncercie. Czy moze chodzi ogolnie o sprzet?

Być może. Kontekst?

6. outdoor shed?

Zależy od kontekstu... Może być np. altana ogrodowa albo obskurna szopa.

7. "Like a block away from the bus stop..." - a block away????

przecznicę dalej

8. thrift stores?

sklepy charytatywne (z używaną odzieżą itp.)

Hania

This is great,  I thank you for this information as it has me smiling.  It
sound close to what I remember, but as I implied before, the pronunciation
may have been corrupted over the years.

There was a great range of attitudes between different families in the area
I grew up. (search for Poland, WI on the following site:

Well, son. I am not an expert. I only hang about here to see what experts
talk
about. However, your puzzle interested me, as this is not only your
history
but olso OURS.

Try: "Je.aæ ruskich" [yebac' ruskikh], son.
c' should be read as ch in chicago, r should be Spanish-like, u - like oo
in
cool and kh - like kh in Khachaturian.

Meaning: F.ck Ivans.

Ethymology: It seems, that the fraze was used for the first time by
Boleslav
Chrobry somewhat in the year 1000 (the first Polish king crowned later on
in
1025). Then it was popular during the ages of Polands division among three
superpowers. Afterwords during our "independance" recovery. Solidarity...
and
now. I think it is much older then "God save the Quinn".

Use: Might be used by your grandfa during a match with Russians. But it
may be
used befor and after the match as well. It has rather universal
application. I
have a friend who uses it when it rains too long or too short. It might
express the love of your grandfa to our B. Br.

Finally, son, at your please give my personal best regards to your grandfa
at
your first convenience when visiting the cemetary. And Tell him to greet
all
his colleagues from his days. And congratulate them on their transfer of
interest in the Polish history to the future generations.

laikonik
(some expert friends* at this forum will correct my mistakes.)

*the word used on my own initiative and responsibility. Nobody should feel
obliged.

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Lufthansa Airlines
--------------------

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to
all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean". The passengers
were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted
by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency
and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the
non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on
the right side of the plane".

After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to
comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a
belly landing in the ocean. The captain once again made an announcement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on
the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away
from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane...

"-Thank You For Flying Lufthansa- ".

Brittish Airways
------------------

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome
you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are
currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic."

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you
will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the
port wing has fallen off."

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow
life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the
co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message."

Delta Airlines
------------------

At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding
announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system
saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board
from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten

be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and
returned to the original gate.

Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank you for
participating in Delta's physical fitness program."

Eh... ja na tego klienta to chyba filtr ustawie....

tak sobie czytam te liste i dochodze do wniosku, ze tylko jakies 10%
zawartosci nadaje sie do spozycia...

zastanawialem sie czy nie wypisac sie... ale znalazlem lepszy sposob :)

wyszedlem z zalozenia, ze niektorzy po prostu i tak nie napisza dobrego
dowcipu - jesli do tej pory walili same kwasy albo w ogole komentarze
(niesmieszne) zamiast dowcipow, to...

"Ahh, I see you have a machine that goes... PLONK!"

-----------------

        ENGLISH IS NOT A PIECE OF CAKE.

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go
down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two
pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her
I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you
better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna
ma bitch.

        Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone
wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock
on the table. She say you better not fock on the table,
you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room
inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna
shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed,
you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

Wiekszosc dowcipow po angielsku jest niezrozumiala
dla tych ktorzy nie znaja tego jezyka,

Zaryzykowalbym twierdzenie ze nawet wszystkie.

ale niestety
ostatnio cos coraz czesciej ludzie koniecznie
musza sie pochwalic na tej grupie jakimi to sa poliGLUTAMI.

Coraz czesciej? Jakos nie zauwazylem. Generalnie jest ich raczej stala ilosc

Niestety to z reguly oszolomy bo grupy
anglojezycznego humoru istnieja i tam powinni pisywac.

Ale ja nie wysylam tu tych dowcipow w celu pochwalenia sie "o patrzcie jaki
znam swietny nowy dowcip". Sa dolaczane do normalnych postow jako
dobrowolny, dodatkowy tax - premia dla osob znajacych lengłidż. Nie znasz,
to sie ucz, albo badz z siebie dumny ze jestes oportunista i nie bedziesz
sie uczyc, ale nie odreagowywuj swoich kompleksow. W moich postach jest
zawsze jeszcze tax po polsku, wiekszosc z nich powinienes zrozumiec, wiec po
prostu przewijaj sobie moje posty na koniec, albo dodaj mnie do KF'a.
A w ogole to juz kiedys byla tu prowadzona dyskusja na temat anglojezycznych
dowcipow i ustalono taki kompromis, ze jesli sie dodaje taxa po polsku to
wszystko jest ok. Wiec jesli nie znasz panujacych na grupie zasad to sie nie
przypieprzaj.

Loki
tax1
A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual.
For some reason he had to be back home later during
the day while running some errands. When he entered
the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed
with a man whose head was between her breasts. The
husband demanded, "What on earth are you doing?"
The stranger stammered, "I'm listening to music!"
The husband shoved the stranger aside and said, "Let
me listen."
He also between her breasts. He exclaimed suspiciously,
"I can't hear any damn music."
"Of course  not," quipped the stranger, "You're not
plugged in!"

tax2
Dwoch facetow, Paul i Kurt spotkalo sie w knajpie. Zaczeli rozmawiac przy
piwku i wyszlo ze obaj sa mysliwymi.
 - Wiec na co polujesz? - spytal Paul.
 - Na jednorozce - padla odpowiedz.
Paul zdziwiony pyta dalej - a jak sie poluje na jednorozce?
 - Znajdujesz dziewice i wynajmujesz aby Ci pomogla. Ona siada na polanie w
lesie i jesli masz szczescie to przyjdzie jednorozec, polozy jej glowe na
kolanach i zasnie, a wtedy jest Twoj.
 - To musi byc cudowne stworzenie, ale musi ich byc juz niewiele. Duzo o
nich
slyszalem legend, ale nigdy nie widzialem zadnego na wlasne oczy.
 - Taaaa. Ale jednorozcow tez juz jest malo.

Stoja 2 dziewczyny na przystanku autobusowym. Jedna brzydka druga tez z AGH ;-)

Brzydota rzecz gustu, a poza tym jak to ktoś już tu na liście pisał (chyba JO a jeżeli
nie to sorry) :
    NIE MA BRZYDKICH DZIEWCZYN TYLKO WINA CZASEM BRAK.

Kawał (niestety/stety* in English):
*)niepotrzebne skreślić

The Manager
Y.M.C.A- Hotel
LONDON
                                        Roma 28 Sept. 1981

Dear Signore Direttore,

Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treted at your hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay a-younga christian
man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in the bed - how can I
sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella.

'I want shit.' They tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I say: 'No, no I wanta
shit in my bed.' They say: 'You'd better not shit in your bed, you
sonna-wa-bitch.'

What is sonna-wa-bitch?

I go down for breakfast into ristorante. I order bacon and egga and to
pissiis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and
point at toast: 'I wanta piss.' She tella me: 'Go to the toilet.' I say
'No, no, I wanta piss on my plate.' She then say to me: 'You'd bloody
wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch.'

That is the second person who do not know me calla me 'sonna-wa-bitch',
and why is your staff replying 'go to the toilet', is that a modern
tella? I do not understand, please tella me!

Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out,
but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanta fock.' And she tella me: 'Sure,
everyone wanta fock.' I tella her: 'No, no you don't understanda me, I
wanta fock on the table.' She tella me: 'So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta
fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!'

How comma this christian hotella tella the quest in such bed manner?

So I got to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotella
no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: 'Thank you,
and piss on You.' I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go
back to Italy.'

Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you
sonna-wa-bitch.

Sincerly,
Dicci Elgre

Ja vel jA

dla informacji:
23,9 IN
21,4 OUT
... czyli na zachodzie bez zmian - kolejny dzień "pogodny".

Sprawdzę co tu słychać kwadrans po nieparzystej - i tylko nie dawać ni
znaków 3 długimi seriami z KAEMU.

see you later...

Ten DS9097E to wydaje mi siê do¶æ prymitywny.
I jeszcze taki opis z karty.
"When powering up, the DS2480B performs a master reset cycle and enters the
Command Mode, which is one of the two
static states. The device now expects to receive one 1-Wire reset command on
the TXD line sent by the host at a data rate of
9600bps (see Communication Commands section for details). This command byte
is required solely for calibration of the baud
rate timing generator the DS2480B and is not translated into any activity on
the 1-Wire bus. After this first command byte the
device is ready to receive and execute any command as described later in
this document. NOTE: Baud rate calibration is valid
only for the VDD operating voltage at which calibration is performed.
Post-calibration changes in VDD by more than 5% may
cause calibration error to exceed   5%. The DS2480B requires a 1-Wire reset
command sent by the host at a data rate of
9600bps for calibration. Data rates of 115200bps or higher during
calibration may put the DS2480 in an undefined state,
requiring a power-down reset to restore normal operation."
Czytaj±c to mam wra¿enie, ¿e MAXIM chce ludzi wpêdziæ k³opoty. Wygl±da mi na
to, ¿e ten uk³ad jest MOCNO zale¿ny od protoko³u RS232 i buforowania danych.
Wydaje mi siê, ¿e najlepiej by by³o zamieniæ go na 8-pinowy uControler. np.
PIC  z rezonatorem kwarcowym i wysy³aæ normalnym RS-em zebrane dane do PC.
Nawet gdzie¶ mam program do PICa, który wysy³a dane do PC. Jak bêd± chêtni
to udostêpniê.

DS2480B i DS9097 to dwie zupelnie rozne rzeczy. Co do opisu to nie ma
problemu, bo Dallas daje swoje biblioteki wiec programiste interesuje
tylko wywolanie gotowych funkcji.

zastosowaniu jest taki, ze na RS232 nie masz zasilania. Sensowniej
byloby cos wrzucic na USB, czyli z wykorzystaniem FTDI, w trybie
synchronicznym bit-bang byloby to proste do zrobienia. Tyle, ze cena juz
nam sie robi porownywalna z gotowym scalakiem 1-wire-USB.

ATYS Anything You Say, cokolwiek mówisz;
BBFN Bye Bye For Now, tymczasem cześć;
BBL Be Back Later, wróć później;
BG BackGround, zaplecze;
BTW By The Way, nawiasem mówiąc;
CU See You, do zobaczenia;
CUL, CYL See You Later, do zobaczenia później;
FITB Fill In The Blanks, wypełnij puste miejsca;
FOAF Friend Of A Friend, przyjaciel przyjaciela;
F2F Face-To-Face, twarzą w twarz;

GA Go Ahead, naprzód, zaczynaj;
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out, śmieci wkładasz, śmieci otrzymujesz;
HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking, Ha ha, tylko żartowałem;
HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious, Ha ha, tylko poważnie;
ICOCBW  I Could Of Course Be Wrong, oczywiście mógłbym się mylić;
IMHO In My Humble Opinion, moim skromnym zdaniem...;
IMNSHO  In My Not So Humble Opinion, moim niezbyt skromnym zdaniem...;
IOW  In Other Words, innymi słowy mówiąc;
IWBNI  It Would Be Nice If, byłoby miło (byłbym rad), gdyby...;
JAM  Just A Minute, za moment, poczekaj chwilę;
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid, zrób to prościej, głupcze;
L8R  LATeR, później;
MORF Male OR Female, mężczyzna lub kobieta;
MYOB Mind Your Own Business, pilnuj swoich spraw (nie wtrącaj się);
NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her, nigdy o niej/nimnie słyszałem;
NP  No Problem, nie ma problemu;
OB, OBJ  OBligatory Joke, żart obowiązkowy;
OIC  Oh, I See, och, zrozumiałem;
O  Over, koniec (tej rozmowy);
OO  Over and Out, koniec i wyłączam się;
OTOH On The Other Hand, z drugiej strony... (z innego punktu widzenia...);
RE  Re-hello (hello again), witaj ponownie;
RL  Real Life, rzeczywiste życie;
SIG  Special Interest Group, grupa specjalnego zainteresowania;
SUP  What's Up?, O co chodzi?;
TAFN That's All For Now, to wszystko tym razem;
TIA  Thanks In Advance, dziękuję z góry;
TTBOMK  To The Best Of My Knowledge, zgodnie z moją najlepszą wiedzą;
TTUL, TTYL  Talk To You Later, porozmawiamy później;
TTYS  Talk To You Soon, porozmawiamy wkrótce;
TNX 1.0E6 ThaNKS a million (a także TNX1M), dziękuję milionkrotnie;
UOK? Are You OK?, czy u Ciebie wszystko w porządku?;
WTH  What The Hell, co do diabła...;
YA  Yet Another, jeszcze inny;
YAFIYGI  You Asked For It, You Got It, pytałeś o to, więc się dowiedziałeś;

<opisy znalezione w necie
OO CU
B.P.

Zapomnialem jeszcze dodac, ze w kazdym e-mailu jest nastepujacy tekst:

 Hi! How are you?
 I send you this file in order to have your advice
 See you later. Thanks

Jak słyszę, że fizyczna likwidacja linii wąskotorowej przeważnie o około
100 - letniej historii była uzasadniona, to [...] (Ustawa o cenzurze
wydawnictw itd..).
Tak samo jak widzę niszczejące zabytkowe wagony stojące pod chmurką ( np.

Dla madrych panow z PKP, a takze dla konserwatora zabytkow, uzasadniona byla
przeciez likwidacja gornoslaskich kolei waskotorowych bedacych najstarszym
czynnym kompleksem waskotorowym w Europie i totalnym unikatem w skali
swiatowej. Przeciez do tej pory nie jest on (a raczej te resztki ktore
pozostaly po totalnej dewastacji jaka przyniosla koncowka lat 80 i lata 90,
wliczajac fragment 150 letniej linii Tarnowskie
Gory-Karb-Rozbark-Szopienice, po ktorym jeszcze jezdzimy) wciagniety w
rejestr zabytkow, a konserwator nie odpowiedzial na pismo wystosowane przez
Fundacje ponad pol roku temu.
Niszczenie historycznych zabytkow techniki nie rusza nikogo z tych, ktorzy
maja pieniadze, wiec zapewne wiekszosc szlag trafi. I tak powinienes sie
cieszyc, ze cokolwiek przetrwalo, czesto dzieki ludziom ktorzy narazali sie
i nie wykonywali polecen sluzbowych.

A dla anglojezycznych przytaczam fragment listu mojego znajomego, ktory
tydzien temu odwiedzil Bialosliwie. To jest brutalna rzeczywistosc
zderzajaca sie z roznymi "planami odbudowy". Nasuwa sie jedno slowo: za
pozno.

(...)
later in our trip we visited Bialosliwie, where we were disappointed to
see that the remaining freight rolling stock is being cut up.  We have for
some time thought that we would like to acquire two of the former Upper
Silesian wagons which had been transferred to this system and regauged to
600 mm.  We would also like to acquire one of the long, heavy flat wagons
(or chassis from another wagon) for carrying rails when we extend our
railway.  In the past I have not taken any action since I had heard rumours
of attempts to revive the system, and obviously it would be better for the
wagons to remain available, but I think it is better that they survive
elsewhere than be scrapped completely.  I understand that the line has been
taken over by the local authority, and it looked like all the wagons had
been sold to a scrap metal dealer.
(...)

I to by bylo na tyle. Czyli wagony z gornoslaskich ktore byly w Bialosliwiu
tez porznieto.

| Nowy Windows Commander 4.00 32 bit do pobrania na stronie
| www.nowosci.basnet.pl

I co nowego? Warto instalowaĂŚ? Bo stary dziaÂła u mnie bardzo dobrze a
nowe nie zawsze znaczy lepsze.

   Kawalek z Helpa:
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What's new in version 4.x?

Here is a list of the most important additions in Windows Commander 4.0:

- Compare files by content
- Automatically adjust column width of name column when resizing Windows
Commander
- Copy: rename file if target exists
- Copy and zip in background (separate thread)
- Synchronize directories with subdirs
- Bitmap viewer in Lister, additional formats through Irfanview
- Copy files directly from one archive to another
- Restore selection as it was before the last file operation (NUM /)
- Extend right click menu (in association dialog)
- Add FTP files to list (through the context menu), download later
- Save configuration through menu command
- Search for duplicate files
- FTP: retry to connect if connection fails
- Skip files when copying and file doesn't fit on target disk

- Support WWW proxy for FTP
- More detailed file display, e.g. only list/select files with certain dates
and sizes
- Select files which do not match certain wildcards, e.g. all files except
for programs
- More virtual folders, like the desktop, my computer etc. - open through
button bar
- Wrap text at word boundaries in lister
- Search for files which do NOT contain a given text
- Drive buttons separately per window
- Support for more FTP servers
- FTP: send specific commands directly after connecting
- FTP: Warn if binary file is transferred in text mode
- Icons for PIF files, virtual folders (directories having the system
attribute set)
- Search for hexadecimal in lister
- Quick search: letters only but with quick search dialog
- Select FTP transfer mode with keyboard (CTRL+M)

- Copy to NUL, PRN, LPTx, COMx
- CTRL+N or URL Button now allow to download files from WEB servers too
- Define your own hints for drive names
- Use an external icon library (ICL) to replace the default icons in the
file lists. See www.ghisler.com for a sample ICL.
- Additional packers+unpackers can be added as extension DLLs (see
www.ghisler.com)
- Of course many small corrections and additions

kulawy